airport folk

i'm at the airport in milwaukee. the man in front of me had two carry-on bags - a backpack and a rolling suitcase. the backpack presumably contained his clothes. the suitcase was full of bags of instant rice, hershey kisses, and super-sized aerosol containers of shaving cream. i'm going to venture to guess that this man hasn't flown since 1980. and he probably won't fly for another 30 years after the hassle it took for him to pass through security here at mitchell international.