Friday, May 2, 2008

estoy loca?

i can't sleep. i've been tossing and turning for the past hour and a half, so i thought a little quality time with my tv would make me drowsy. i went to the abc family website in an attempt to watch the latest episode of 'greek'. in order to be able to do this, i was directed to sign-up for one lycos' viewing parties. i know i should not sink this low, or admit to the virtual public that i'm willing to create a user password for this, but it was free and i'm really upset that i missed monday's episode. in order to sign-up, i was prompted to create a user name and password. as you would suspect, i tried to use "jenski". (i may be willing to make a user password, but am not providing any evidence of my last name to link me to my addiction to tween comedies. that's a step too far.) i didn't add any numbers or letters, just typed-in "jenski" to see what my options were. these were the choices i was given:

jenski.loco
brat.jenski.loco
jenski.brat
locojenski
jenskiloco
brat.jenski

i don't know who chooses the name options, but i'm a little bit offended. sure i can be a brat and am borderline crazy, but a program that randomly assigns username isn't supposed to know that. i would have rather youre.too.old.to.do.this.jenski or jenski666. i just got cyberburned by a network website. a network whose most popular show 5 years ago was 700 club. brutal. 


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